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¢Ñ·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ(romance mathematics )

smart man + smart woman = romance
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º)

smart man + dumb woman = affair
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û)

dumb man + smart woman = marriage
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥)

dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
(¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å)




¢Ñ»ç¹« °ø½Ä(office arithmetic)

smart boss + smart employee = profit
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ)

smart boss + dumb employee = production
(¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê)

dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø)

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
(¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«)




¢Ñ¼îÇμöÇÐ(shopping math)
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.)

a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.)




¢ÑÀü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé(general equations & statistics)
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.)

a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø)

a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
(ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)

a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.)




¢ÑÇູ(happiness)
to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him little.
(³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý
ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.)

to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
(¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ­ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ­´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.)




¢Ñ¿Ü¸ð(appearance)
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
(³²ÀÚ´Â Àß·Á°í ´©¿üÀ»¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾ´Ù.)

women somehow deteriorate during the night.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.)




¢Ñº¯È­ÀÇ °æÇâ(propensity to change)
a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't change.
(¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸
±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.)

a man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and
she does.
(³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸
±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.)




¢ÑÅä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ(discussion technique)

a woman has the last word in any argument.
(¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼­µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.)

anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
(±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.)

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